fmylife: Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered,”We are so gonna make pizza after this!” FML
mylifeisaverage: Today, my boss called me while I was at work by myself. Even though he couldn’t see me, I still minimized my facebook window. MLIA.
mylifeisaverage: Today, I dropped a chip on the floor, put it back in the bowl and mixed them all up so I wouldn’t know which one it was when I was eating it. MLIA
fmylife: Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, “Lacey? Is that you?” I accidentally called my dad. FML
mylifeisaverage: Today, since no one was home I decided to be badass and eat ice cream straight from the carton. after two spoonfuls I got a bowl. MLIA
fmylife: Today, I had a few friends over for some beers. I turn on my work computer later to find every folder, paper, and program named “Penis.” FML
fmylife: Today, I’m studying abroad in Russia, and I lost my keys to my dorm room. In the office I asked for a spare and she spoke really fast so I couldn’t hear her. Assuming I don’t speak Russian, she gets on the phone and calls maintenance saying, “There is this ugly girl about to cry… come fix it.” FML