November 2009
Today, my very old cat was put down. I was very upset with my loss, and all I wanted to do was go home and sleep. After a three hour nap, I realized I had left my cat’s body in my car. It was 90 degrees today. Even Febreeze can’t get rid of the smell. FML
What I imagine it would be like to date Jeffrey Max.
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other’s hair. FML
Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn’t realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google “chronic itchy anus”. FML
Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That’s pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML
